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Colonel Dan's

Location of Business: Street address
General Income: $-$$
Owner(s) Of Business: Tachome Dhaume and Vyng Vang Zoomba
Employees:
Tachome Dhaume — Performer
Vyng Vang Zoomba — Bartender
Jean-Claude — Manager
A "members only" gay bar that's hard to find, harder to get into. It's advertised by word of mouth only, and the trick is to kiss the large taxidermied alligator by the heavy wooden door that many may remember seeing on the Fluid network. Her name is Geraldine and she is the gatekeeper to this dive.

Once inside, it's one long room with an expansive bar to the right of the door. With so little space, the liquor cabinet goes up, up, up. The bartenders need ladders to hit the top shelves. On the left are large booths that can hold several groups.

Now way in the back is a short stage where the co-owner Tuck performs live music in and out of drag. If he's not performing, other over-the-top artists are welcome to play experimental "music." There's also a flat-screen television above the bar, where Tuck and Vyng play their latest obsession. Lots of CW shows.

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HOURS

MON-THUR — 3pm - 10pm
FRI-SAT — 5pm - 2am
SUN — 1pm - 10pm

HAPPY HOUR — 4pm
SHOW MARATHONS — Sunday and Weekdays before Happy Hour

EVENTS

LADIES' NIGHT — Tuesdays and Thursdays. No boys allowed!

Edited 2020-07-21 17:00 (UTC)

Edited 2020-07-30 20:12 (UTC)

Vyng Vang Zoomba • CO-OWNER / BARTNEDER

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Tachome Dhaume • CO-OWNER / PERFORMER

He performs most nights (sometimes with Vyng if he's not busy pouring drinks). Often times he's in drag with his beard still prominently on display. His look is inspired by Lucy Stoole in Chicago.

Jean-Claude • MANAGER

Edited 2020-07-30 20:13 (UTC)

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